Word coming from Abidjan is that Kaizer Chiefs failed to score yet again as their goalless draw when they exited the CAF Champions League signified a 450 + minutes of competitive football since they hit the back of any opponent's net

A bemused Bobsteak refused to confirm whether his coach has actually set his sights on the one record no self-respecting opponent will try to counter, going 11 full games, i.e. 1000 minutes, without troubling any opposition goalkeeper with the ignomity of picking a soccer ball out of the net they are paid to protect

Rumour has it the National Goalkeepers' Union under the tutelage of one Innocent Mayoyo is about to confer an honorary life presidency on Steve but their spokesperson, Merikani Mpangi, was unavailable to comment leaving the acting general secretary, Botende Eshele, to exclaim they have no comment if Steve's strike force do no feel khompelled to score, as their members are quite happy to rest and take the odd toilet or smoking breaks during games v Chiefs

It is not helping either that, in their own goal, they boast perhaps the most talented trio of keepers who themselves couldn't actually keep a clean sheet until the Abidjan sojourn

Watch this space as Steve K is preparing a very eloquent explanation for the remarkable goal drought reminiscent of the El Niño phenomenon currently devastating our maize quadrangle

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